Sunday, February 13, 2011

Blonde Moments And Other Fiascos

Let me just start by saying females are stupid beyond belief. As hipycritical as this may sound, I despise the gender. Its only wrong for me to say that because I'm a chick myself but I wont brag about being the brightest crayon in a box of 72's.

So you might ask what has brought on so much hatred that I even include myself so as to not be so contradicting? Well first it has to do with the toilet and second it has to do with our lovely flushables, or not so flushable in this case.

Today is a work day. I am actually sitting at work writing this just because it was fresh on the mind. Anywho, on this leisurly work day I got a clogged toilet. In the ladies restroom someone decided to flush something that was oh so obviously not supposed to be flushed. I figured toilet paper, but the scene of the crime proved me hella wrong. I am so sure they put "Do Not Flush in Toilet" on maxi pads boxes for a reason. But there it was, along with a few things I won't bother to mention, in all of its smelly glory on the brink of overflowing right out of the lou. If only I werent the only one here during the day, but I suffered through it, right down to mopping the drenched floor.

Why? Why would she do this? Right now my mood is set to assassination mode for the culprit who created that in there for me to clean. SHE better be glad I don't have her address....and now I sound like a psycho.

Well as a disclaimer I am certainly not a psycho and I dont literally hate women. But that scene definitely set the bitch mode off in me for a minute.

For future references though, please be a lad and throw away the pad.
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