FRANDS and other issues

Why they spell "friends" like that is beyond me lol. Anywho i was taking a stab at my guest list the other day expecting for it to be huge because i know plenty of people (hello! Over 200 friends on facebook). It turns out though (to my huge surprise) that the majority of the list was my family.

This is obviously a rough draft of the list because the 3 friends I picked didnt seem like hardly anything, especially when two are alredy in the wedding. Which brings me to a fact of life: Friends are people you actually interact with. I know for a fact that I wouldnt be able to hold a decent conversation with over half of my facebook friends. There are actually peeps on there that i havent communicated with since i accepted their friend request...Could that be defined as sad?

Note to self: thin friends list on facebook.

The Early Bird in Me Has Died

Why does it have to be so hard to wake up in the morning? Why can't it be instant..when your up, your up, period. Since I have to open my store at 5 in the the bleeping morning sometimes, I have to be up early enough to do my hour long ritual of getting ready. I can't be the only girl that takes that long to get ready either by the way lol. Anyways I remember a time when it was six in the morning and I was straight up for the bus to go to school. No alarm (because I didn't have a cell just yet), no parents shaking me awake. I was just up and ready.

My friends did think I was a bit psycho when we were in high school, and right now I am thinking the same because anytime before ten is insanely out of the question unless absolutely necessary (cough* work *cough)! I am a lazy ass nowadays and I am so sorry to say that the early bird in me has officially passed away. I have to set my alarm ten minutes before I have to actually wake up on my early days just so I can lay with my eyes open. Yes that is the process of me waking up and attempting to get out of bed. It's ridiculous but effective lol.

I just had to write an entry on this because the other day it dawned on me that I am no longer a morning person. The only con to all of this is I am never out of the house early enough to catch breakfast at Mcdonalds. Even on the early days I am at work before they are bleeping open. FML

Is there such thing as wedding fever??

This was something that was to be put off until I finished college but up until recently I have been marinating on the thoughts of my wedding, the dress, the cake, all that bull-shigidy. This is due to my psycho bestie who has officially turned into the wedding planner from hell.

Thats actually overstating it a bit, but she was the motivation to these thoughts of my wedding to be.

It started with her borrowing my computer and looking at engagement rings for herself when she got in the wedding-planner mode for me. Hilarious actually, we ooh'd and aah'd at dresses for about an hour and a half!

So thanks to Kourt, the colors, the flowers, the dress...it's all right here in my head and I am ecstatic to get started. So what does an obsessive chick like me do when she has a thought about something? Go crazy with it of course! I have signed up for at least three marriage websites just so I could get free magazines lol. I've grazed over almost every aspect of a wedding possible. Jeremiah was shocked I was mentioning vows and a wedding song when the official date hasn't even been set yet.

I sound like an on-the-verge bridezilla I swear but I am super excited about it all, if I haven't said that enough. Oh and this only started about three days ago. So far I have made plans to go to a bridal shop on my birthday with the besties and even went as far as making a fake date for the wedding :)

O the story of my life lol. Lets just pray it doesn't crash and burn in my face. When I overdo things it tends to happen, ugh.

The definition of a bad day

How can I explain in full the definition of a bad day? I guess you could say it's a day when everything that can go wrong kinda does. Like for example, the one day you leave the curling iron on when you leave the house for the day, it is sitting next to your beanie which, in turn, could have burned your place of living down to the ground.

That would suck, and that actually happened to me too...minus the house burning down thank Gah!! Well I am bringing up a bad day to explain my bff's bad day. And this was like a week or so ago but from the time she woke up to about the time she got off work almost 10 or so hours later her day went from bad to worse. I remember her mentioning being on the brink of yelling at a customer lol. I could actually imagine kourtney chewing out a customer though. That poor poor soul, wouldn't see what was coming lol.

Well compared to her horrible 24 hours I have had nothing to complain about here recently. A few tiffs with the fiancée and a tooth pulling (will totally mention it in a sec) are the only things that are worth mentioning but thats it. And just to skip ahead....

I had my tooth pulled yes. I remember when I went to the dentist like a month ago to see why one of my molars was giving me such a pain in the mouth. Turns out it was something that required a root canal, so I opted out with a pulling instead. I forbid them to give me a root canal! So a bottle of unfinished meds later, the pain came back even worse than before and the fated day came that I had to get my tooth pulled out.Period. End of sentence. I dreaded it I swear but it had to happen.

To think it actually didn't hurt. I felt a bit pathetic after fifteen minutes of numbing medicine and yanking. Thats all it took. And the shots were nothing to sweat over either. I guess I didn't need anyone to hold my hand after all. lol. Now I have this hole in the back of my mouth that you can barely see when I smile my infamous alligator grin. Lucky me huh.

So now your caught up on the almost two weeks I have been absent from here. Hopefully next time it will be a bit sooner than later when I write again.

New year new me...yea right

I told myself before 2011 got here that I would not make any sort of resolution for myself. No eating healthier, no getting more organized, blah blah. Me and tha bestie discussed this together and came to the conclusion that if you don't expect anything you won't be disappointed. So I did just that...expected nothing. And poof I end up having a renewed gym membership.....

Does this sound hypocritical? I mean I do want to work out but everytime I set a goal for this stuff I quit about knee deep in. For example, I have a planner that I told myself I will finish this time. You can't imagine how many planners I have had in my lifetime that only lasted 2 weeks to a month and then got tossed. So I forced myself to start a new one and I did great for three months...then I started lagging...This lag has been going on up until now and I dread the exercise thing will end up in the same situation.

But so far I am three days in and I actually get up in the mornings to go. I guess it's too early to tell whether I will pass or fail this one.

In the meantime I am ogling the new Cosmo magazine (Hello Mila Kunis). Actually I will get back to you...I've got some reading to do.

Here I am 2011

Congratulations to me, I have succesfully survived 20 years of living. Almost 21 if April would get here. I know there is all this ruckus about the world close to an end what with mass death of a few animals but I am definitely not here to drone about the doom and gloom in the world. We have enough conspirators for that. No, this is 2011 and will become 2012 and so on and so forth blah blah. My opinion has been made.

Now on to the important matters. Me hating technology. For now at least.

Why should I hate something that has advanced human kind into something we could have never dreamed of in the past? Because technology freezes, it glitches, it's a pain in the ass when it goes haywire. Yea I am going there. Just moments earlier I had written a very satisfactory post when the internet decided to stop working. Just glitched up on me not wanting to move at all. You can believe I was, and still am, very pissed about this. Therefore you will not get the chance to read about the recent escapades of me in this fresh new year. Of course I really don't know who reads this but to whomever this may concern I am sorry for the disappointment.

Lesson learned: copy and paste to a word document and SAVE!!!!!